chickenfarmersan:

2014: touch my butt and buy me pizza

2015: play with my hair and call me baby girl

2016: vape in my pussy and call me your meme slut

2017: choke me and hit me with your car

2018: hey peebrain…you like to teleport?

radicalgraff:

Radical Queer posters seen around Brisbane, courtesy of rad queer crew ‘No Pride In Police’

GOOD BOY ALERT! A GOOD BOY IS COMING!

mahboi:

mini-milk:

mahboi:

He’s Here!!!

tell him to leave!

hold up

You Take That Back.

I’m Gonna Kick Your Sorry Ass

Open RP

mahboi:

mahboi:

mahboi:

mahboi:

palabomeno:

mahboi:

palabomeno:

mahboi:

“Fat dog….where are you my friend..?”

“Tell me again…..tell me again about the pasta!”

“iss pretty good stuff my man”

glyxiebear:

camben24:

4wns:

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

mahboi:

Short man (shortnan)

sigmaaldrichofficial:

sigmaaldrichofficial:

sigmaaldrichofficial:

guess who’s buying a couch that might not fit in his car

guess who managed to fit an entire 3-person sofa in his kia soul

I’M SCREAMING

lord-kitschener:

thatll-do:

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

yeeeem:

wholesome on main

absolutely caring on main

images of my cat on main

fawning over your cat on main

I would die for your cat on main